Here he is, today’s birthday baby: Donald Craig Fortune. As far as family and friends are concerned, his undercover name is Craig.

Craig is married to my niece Denise (Fitzpatrick) Fortune. and together, they have managed to produce and raise two very fine kiddies – Tom and Josie. (Be sure to take note that neither of the children’s names is “Cookie”. That must have taken a lot of restraint.}

Craig is so undercover, that even Octo-woman has never met him.  She thinks it’s terribly exciting to have a mystery man in her Roladex. 

I would tell you all about him but — except for the fact that he’s a bedside computer expert, he has a knockout-beautiful wife, they live in Wisconsin, he’s the father of two engaging and promising children,  —- the information is Classified.

Of course, the one thing everybody who knows anything knows – is that under cover of darkness, he’s a dancin’ man.

Check it out.  However, should you fail to do so, this media will self-destruct in ten years. 

 Happy Birthday, Craig.