Monthly Archives: May 2023

512. Not my dream job

If I ever start looking for a new job, it probably won’t be as the operator of an 18-wheeler semi-truck. There are reasons for this: I need new glasses to curtail my creeping myopia; I’ve never successfully utilized a map, … Continue reading

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511. How to unfriend your mosquito acquaintances

If you think you’re too small to make a difference, you haven’t spent the night with a mosquito.” African proverb In case you’ve been yearning to be visited by a few of this summer’s mosquitoes, don’t give up hope yet. … Continue reading

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510. “If you were a tree . . .

. . . what kind of a tree would you be?” asked Barbara Walters of her interview subject Kathryn Hepburn. It was parodied ever after as an inane interview question, but Barbara was ahead of her time. How did she … Continue reading

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509. When you’re not invited.

It really hurts my feelings. I wasn’t invited. I was once again not included on the guest list. When King Charles got crowned this weekend, I wasn’t personally invited to the party. Many years ago, Queen Elizabeth snubbed me for … Continue reading

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