According to hourly weather reports today, we’re supposed to get hit with a few raindrops and power outages tonight. Therefore this blob is going to be – like daughter Lisa — short.
Here is today’s secret of life. (Maybe you should be sitting down for this.)
It is better to be rich and healthy,
. . . . . than to be poor and sick.
That’s profound, right? Right? Just like Octo-woman herself. Now to post this before the lights go out . . .

This is so profound, my life has been completely altered.
I’m off to buy lotto tickets and find a better doctor.