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334. Gone Swimmin’

Okay, let’s hear it once again: Please vote today and everyday till August 11th for my “Grandmother Dearest” essay.  You definitely know the drill by now: Just click HERE. Now that you’ve done your duty as a law-abiding voter, let’s … Continue reading

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333. Best Friends

Don’t forget to you-know-what.  In case you don’t remember, I need you to vote for my “Grandmother Dearest” essay.  You can do it today and every day till August 11th by clicking HERE. Remember that exercising your vote is one … Continue reading

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332. Most Dogs Go To Heaven

It looks like your votes have helped the “Grandmother Dearest” essay sneak its way- temporarily at least – into the top 100 entries in the Consumer Cellular contest. It’s at the bottom of the list of 100, but the votes … Continue reading

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331. Heather Weather

Please VOTE like your life depended on it, for my “Grandmother Dearest” essay in the Consumer Cellular contest.  Just click HERE.  You’ll definitely be getting your reward in Heaven. But, I digress.  Here’s today’s blob: Contrary to popular opinion, whether … Continue reading

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330. “TT Dearest” and “Tom Darling”

Don’t forget to vote please, TODAY AND EVERYDAY TILL AUGUST 11 for my “Grandmother Dearest” essay.  Thanks to you, it’s getting closer to maybe getting into the semi-finals, honest. Just click HERE to place your vote. We have two birthdays … Continue reading

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329. Multiplying the Meal

It’s late! It’s late! For a very important date!  With your mouse.  For a big surprise, use it to click HERE.   There, see?  That didn’t hurt, did it?  It was nice of you to have voted again today AND … Continue reading

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328. Captivating Captions

Safe voting is no accident!  It takes superior intelligence, noble humanitarianism, and extremely attractive good looks. If you feel you qualify, please VOTE TODAY AND EVERY DAY FROM EACH OF YOUR EMAILBOXES TILL AUGUST 11th for my “Grandmother Dearest” essay. … Continue reading

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327. Splitting Hairs

Multiple choice question (choose one): what is the very most important thing you should be do today and everyday till August 11th? 1.  Go to the bathroom. 2.  Ingest some food. 3.  Breathe regularly. 4.  Vote for my “Grandmother Dearest” … Continue reading

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326. On the Runway

Row, row, row your vote, Gently up the stream, Merrily, warily, voluntarily, momentarily, Or else you’ll hear me scream! I know you may have voted for my essay already, but what have you done for me lately?  How will my … Continue reading

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325. Wonder Woman

Thank you if you’ve already voted for my Grandmother Dearest essay but please remember that you can keep voting every day up to and including August 10th.  Remember that anything worth doing is worth doing to excess. Just click HERE … Continue reading

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