Safe voting is no accident!  It takes superior intelligence, noble humanitarianism, and extremely attractive good looks.

If you feel you qualify, please VOTE TODAY AND EVERY DAY FROM EACH OF YOUR EMAILBOXES TILL AUGUST 11th for my “Grandmother Dearest” essay. Otherwise, due to its tardy submission, it won’t make it into the Consumer Cellular contest semi-finals. And that would be too bad for you, unless you really enjoy hearing me whine, whimper and snivel.  You will have only yourself to blame.

You don’t even have to read the essay.  All you have to do to vote is CLICK HERE.  Do it NOW.  It’s quick.  You can only do it once per day but you can do so once per day from any of your email boxes.  If you’re asked for an email address, just follow the instructions.  Think how good you’ll feel. Keeping the world safe for democracy  and keeping Octo-woman from being a bawl-baby.

Okay, now for the subject of this blob: captions. These images were forwarded to me by friend Sheri Joyce.  The photos are fine, but it’s the captions that give ‘em their sizzle.  

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Enjoy!