Monthly Archives: November 2010

75. Oh, Say Can You Glee. . .

Today is the birthday of my great-nephew Courtney Brandon Milner. His parents, Chris and Mark tell about how Corey was always coming up with schemes to make money.  They had 4 apple trees in the back yard, so picking up … Continue reading

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74. Missing Missy

Haven’t had time to write tonight’s blob because I’ve been too busy reading from a funny website Byce found on Reddit.com.  It’s addictive. This is the reddit.com  URL for it.   http://27bslash6.com/missy.html Here’s one of my favorites so far: From: Shannon … Continue reading

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73. Avatars are Running Amuck

Call the police.  Octo-woman is being held hostage in the closet-under-the-stairs by the avatar of my nephew Tim Fitzpatrick. Why did I let the avatars appear in the blobs for two days in a row? What was I thinking? Too … Continue reading

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72. The Avatars Discuss Sex

In case anybody has trouble translating “avatar-talk”, below is a written script of  the conversation Chloe and Chris’s were having above. CHLOE:  This is Octo-woman’s avatar Chloe again and I have a message for my niece, Chris Milner. Chris, regarding … Continue reading

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71. Doughboys

This morning,I found this email from my sister Joan: “Sad news on the passing of the Pillsbury Doughboy.”  Joan said it had been forwarded to her by friend Phil Erickson – Annamae’s husband.  Octo-woman thinks you should read this and … Continue reading

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70. Teresa Ann Fitzpatrick

Teresa Fitzpatrick decorates with apples and has a happy birthday. Continue reading

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69. I Want This Dog

Forget the skateboard, Santa.  I want this dog instead. I’m impressed.  Haven’t seen this little dog’s resume yet, but judging by his job performance and work ethic, he’ll make a fine employee.  I’ve been needing some help with the housework, … Continue reading

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68. Katie Fitzpatrick

  Nurses have been described as angels in comfortable shoes. That describes my great-niece Katherine “Katie” Fitzpatrick – to the tips of her toes.  Today is her birthday and I hope she spends at least part of it doing one … Continue reading

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67. Veterans Day

Octo-woman is always a day late and a dollar short.  That’s why she is celebrating Veterans Day today — while the rest of the country was observing it yesterday. The truth is, I thought it was going to be on … Continue reading

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66. Santa’s Last Chance

I’ve been losing my respect for Santa Claus.  I may not even get my picture taken with him this year. The reason I never send cards or presents at Christmas time is because I feel that’s Santa’s job.  It’s right … Continue reading

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